Damn Red Dragon

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Sep 2
dirkstridergothisheadinthegame:

nitrogen:

(18+)

why is this 18+? are these stairs leading to porn? is there a pair of ghosts fucking on the steps that you can only see once you turn 18? am i going to be arrested for reblogging this when im only 17? who knows

dirkstridergothisheadinthegame:

nitrogen:

(18+)

why is this 18+? are these stairs leading to porn? is there a pair of ghosts fucking on the steps that you can only see once you turn 18? am i going to be arrested for reblogging this when im only 17? who knows

(Source: unacclimated)

Sep 2
ducklingdraws:

caterpillar dragon <3

ducklingdraws:

caterpillar dragon <3

Sep 2

I can’t imagine why they totally look the same. HMMMM

Sep 2

(Source: beatle-boom)

Sep 2

robotseverywhere:

goldkin:

tectonicvixen:

*squeak*

Someone left the fox machine running again. No, please don’t fix it.

is this heaven

Sep 2
dochunt:

itswalky:

montypla:

itswalky:

the-full-grohac:

squidnapped:

saintgenetparochialschool:

1993 Nintendo of America document.
Please follow these guidelines in any public performance of the Mario character.

is this an official nintendo guide on how to RP mario holy shit

“He treats anyone and anything with dignity and respect. He has seen too many things in his travels to be narrow-minded.”
What “Heart of Darkness” type adventures has Mario been on that we haven’t been privy to?

Did you miss that time he dreamed about friggin’ pigeons on flying carpets flanked by cloaked dudes in gas masks who shot bullets out of their friggin’ mouths and that disembodied half-scarred face that comes out of the wall when you pick up a key AND THEN HE WOKE UP AND WENT IN A CAVE AND FOUGHT THESE DUDES FOR REAL????

I know people and have watched people play Super Mario Bros. 2 who, even as adults, are still legitimately freaked out by Phanto.

How about the fact that the Mushroom World’s SUN, the VERY STAR that the planet revolves around, is personally angry with Mario and will swoop down out of the heavens to murder him.  

Don’t forget when he fought an invincible husk of a body that was being controlled by its own heart, torn out and made sentient by Bowser

Or the countless final bosses of the Mario RPGs that are pretty much eldritch horrors



Or that time he survived the entire universe being reset after Bowser sacrificed himself to a dying sun and ended up creating a supermassive black hole

or how he fought in Vietnam in Mario’s Bombs Away

dochunt:

itswalky:

montypla:

itswalky:

the-full-grohac:

squidnapped:

saintgenetparochialschool:

1993 Nintendo of America document.

Please follow these guidelines in any public performance of the Mario character.

is this an official nintendo guide on how to RP mario holy shit

He treats anyone and anything with dignity and respectHe has seen too many things in his travels to be narrow-minded.”

What “Heart of Darkness” type adventures has Mario been on that we haven’t been privy to?

Did you miss that time he dreamed about friggin’ pigeons on flying carpets flanked by cloaked dudes in gas masks who shot bullets out of their friggin’ mouths and that disembodied half-scarred face that comes out of the wall when you pick up a key AND THEN HE WOKE UP AND WENT IN A CAVE AND FOUGHT THESE DUDES FOR REAL????

I know people and have watched people play Super Mario Bros. 2 who, even as adults, are still legitimately freaked out by Phanto.

How about the fact that the Mushroom World’s SUN, the VERY STAR that the planet revolves around, is personally angry with Mario and will swoop down out of the heavens to murder him.  

Don’t forget when he fought an invincible husk of a body that was being controlled by its own heart, torn out and made sentient by Bowser

Or the countless final bosses of the Mario RPGs that are pretty much eldritch horrors


Or that time he survived the entire universe being reset after Bowser sacrificed himself to a dying sun and ended up creating a supermassive black hole


or how he fought in Vietnam in Mario’s Bombs Away

Sep 2

(Source: komeiju)

Sep 2
tastefullyoffensive:

[jackthebeanstalk]

tastefullyoffensive:

[jackthebeanstalk]

Sep 2
dolls-palace:

credit-

dolls-palace:

credit-

Sep 2

(Source: spacetwinks)